This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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