the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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