I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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