first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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