Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
babies were throwing up all over the place
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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