My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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