if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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