so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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