drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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