Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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