Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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