Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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