He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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