i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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