Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
