I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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