so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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