I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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