Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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