we have pet lesbian snakes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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