We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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