you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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