Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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