i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
why is half of my head shaved?
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