Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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