We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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