My nipple is on Facebook.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
