He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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