i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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