if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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