at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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