Yo dont text me then not text me
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think my fart just growled at me.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
How naked do you want me to be?
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