That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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