I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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