With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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