this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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