So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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