I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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