I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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