does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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