Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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