lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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