can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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