Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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