Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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