So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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