It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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