So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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