The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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