I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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