That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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