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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome

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(217): the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome http://tfl.nu/yox5

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I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.

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(248): I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first. http://tfl.nu/88zr

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I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."

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(901): I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..." http://tfl.nu/hs8y

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Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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(901): Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky? http://tfl.nu/axi1

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(314): View more from Missouri

In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.

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(314): In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night. http://tfl.nu/bhg6

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I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.

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(541): I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him. http://tfl.nu/i7hv

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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.

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(224): Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night. http://tfl.nu/rq15

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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.

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(856): part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty. http://tfl.nu/jt5n

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(954): View more from Florida

My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?

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(954): My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this? http://tfl.nu/pvqp

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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"

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(862): he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!" http://tfl.nu/rt63

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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.

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(317): I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck. http://tfl.nu/ppsw

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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap

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(774): Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap http://tfl.nu/vchr

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(360): View more from Washington

Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.

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It was me.

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(360): Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who. (360): It was me. http://tfl.nu/kgk9

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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.

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(262): Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk. http://tfl.nu/thay

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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?

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(845): I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it? http://tfl.nu/d94j

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