Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza