Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.