The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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