my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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What drink are we having for lunch?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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