yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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