i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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